A dynamic does not collapse from major theological disagreements; it collapses from unspoken domestic friction. The authority that cannot make coffee gracefully is an aesthetic posture, not a hierarchy.
As established in Book V, God has two neighbors: Order and Humor. Order gives the arrangement its spine; humor keeps it from ossifying into fragile melodrama. This instrument compiles your domestic liturgies, unspoken permissions, quiet custody rituals, and non-negotiable boundaries into a clear, unified covenant.